101

7:46 PM - 101

101 THINGS ABOUT ME.....CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU REALLY ARE DYING TO KNOW.

1 I have never broken a limb. I have a huge fear that I will someday and I will freak the hell out.

2 I have never had a beer and I don't intend to. It smells like pee.

3 I wish I was Greek so I could have a wedding and throw plates and break them.

4 I wish I was legally able to get married to a man if I was Greek so I could throw plates at my wedding.

5 I detest the smell of coconut lotions.

6 I detest coconut drinks like pina coladas.

7 I love warm coconut curry dishes from Thailand.

8 I have a weird "light" phobia of Skittles candy.

9 I would rather drive a longer, "prettier" route to work even if it makes me arrive late.

10 My biggest fear is being old and having to pee in a bed pan all the time.

11 I wish Texas would become its own country again.

12 And Florida.

13 I keep all my designer cologn boxes. I plan to someday make a collage with them. I know this is ridiculous.

14 I bite my fingernails like I am starving.

15 I rarely sing in the shower.

16 I am a screamer. I don't care who hears.

17 I have the worst temper of anyone I know. It has not been unleashed in full force for at least 3 years.

18 I think the temper is dead. Unless I get bad service.

19 I think teenage girls are the most annoying folk on Earth.

20 I have all the supplies to make a picnic....but it seems like so much work that I never do it.

21 I sleep in the fetal position.

22 Sometimes on my stomach.

23 Never ever on my back.

24 I find Isaac Mizrahi dangerously exciting.

25 My dream job would be CEO of a skincare company.

26 Or at least the person who gets to sample everything.

27 Even though I am a registered Democrat....I don't fully believe in all Democrat party ideals......

28 I don't think anyone in any political party can be 100% into it all the time.

29 I am liberal and gay.

30 But I am pro-life and against abortion.

31 Some of my friends have had abortions....and I would go to the clinic with them as a friend and hold their hands and be there for support.

32 I am a paradox. I know this.

33 I do not find Dane Cook funny in the least.

34 I find Ellen hilarious.

35 And Kathy Griffin.

36 And Wana Sykes.

37 I think Rosie O'Donnell is a hero and a true American.

38 Even though I work in interior design and the art world...I hate working on my own home.

39 I would rather shave my head (as I often do) than deal with hair products.

40 I am addicted to candles.

41 And iTunes.

42 And Evian.

43 Rap music drives me nuts.

44 I don't understand why rappers can use the "n" word but Don Imus can't.

45 I think Elton John has betrayed the gay community.

46 I am obsessive with smelling good. I wear cologne to bed after I shower at night.

47 I am very forgetful with everyday things but I remember trivial things no matter how hard I try to forget.

48 I will never remember a person's name upon meeting them, but I will remember their license plate number and birth date until the day I am dead.

49 Most people talk too much. Especially teenage girls.

50 Most of what people have to say is so boring to me. I don't care about Brad and Angelina's marriage woes. Go bark about it to someone else.

51 I prefer sunsets to sunrises.

52 I am not a natural morning person.

53 I hate the phrase "good morning"....

54 I can never spell the word "seperate"....I don't know if that was right or wrong.....and I ain't checking

55 I think you should have to have a family of four to legally be able to own an SUV....

56 Spelling bees do not belong on ESPN in my opinion.

57 I think it would be funny if "Project Runway" had its finale on ESPN.

58 I like yard sales.

59 I don't like flea markets. I know.

60 I hate tomatoes.

61 I love ketchup.

62 I don't care for runny eggs.

63 But I love caviar.

64 I don't like most cooked fish.

65 I like sushi.

67 I never like white bread, even as a child.

68 I love love love Pop Rocks.

69 I could never sleep with socks on.

70 I cannot sleep with someone else who is wearing socks to bed.

71 Now cowboy boots could be hot in my opinion.

72 I don't own a Bible.

73 I learned everything I need to know in Sunday School.

74 I think the majority of "Christians" are going to end up in Hell.

75 I have always wanted to date a Jew....just for fun. It's exotic for a Southerner.

76 I like camping. I prefer to not use a tent.

77 The sanitary napkin aisle at Target freaks me out.

78 I don't understand periods, mentrual cyles, ovulation, etc...

79 I have absolutley no desire to have it explained to me again...it involves to much math or something.....I am not interested in ever understanding it.

80 I could never have a cat in my own home.

81 I would rather go to a play for a date than a movie.

82 I am in love right now.

83 It's scary.

84 I like New York hot dogs better than Chicago ones.

85 Chicago has better pizza.

86 And better architecture.

87 I applied for the Peace Corps....and did not make it.

88 I intend to apply again at age 30.

89 I am bummed that Pluto is not a planet now.

90 I want to meet the jerk who decided to re-write the science books and take Pluto away from us.

91 I see Nicole Ritchie as evil.

92 And Paris Hilton.

93 And Perez Hilton.

94 My favorite place is the rainforest in Peru.

95 I am afraid of horses and will never ride one. I was on one once for 5 mins and got scared shitless.

96 I like wrinkly sheets better than ironed ones.

97 I love roller coasters but ferris wheels make me sick to my stomach.

98 I can keep secrets better than most.

99 I am loyal and if a friend needs me to take up for them....I will cut a bitch fast.

100 I dislike caramel.

101 I love bamboo flooring.

gassy ass

10:05 PM - GASSY ASS

I am incredibly irritated with people whining about gasoline prices.

Of course the media adds to the frenzy. They keep saying that current gas prices are "record highs" when in fact nothing is further from the truth.

Once adjusted for inflation, the highest gas prices on record in this country were in 1981.

For anyone who says that adjustment for inflation is not necessary.....you could say "Nacho Libre" made more money than "Gone with the Wind" if you do not adjust the numbers.

We are the wealthiest country on Earth and yet countries which are poor, such as Peru, pay almost 8 bucks a gallon for gasoline. We drive around in an SUV....we use vehicles that are meant to move through the Outback....but we use it to drive down to the corner for a jug of milk. It's ridiculous.

Get a hybrid. Get a smaller car. You do not need an SUV if you are a single person...unless your work depends on it.

You don't need a van unless you have a crowd of kids.

The gasoline companies have to make a profit just like any other business......and the process of acquiring gasoline is a long and complicated one.

This all aside..these are not "record highs".......